A selfless individual who takes semi-abandoned/ emotionally raw teenagers under their wing as a temporary or permanent non-biologically related parent. Though, almost constantly it feels as if they could be your parent.Examples of activities that happen between your and pseudo mom: Boba ball fights, exchanging of music, staying weeks at a time at her house, finding her dogs in the rain while singing "i'm singing in the rain", Talking comfortably about sex,and sobbing like two babies when she moves to the next city. Psuedo moms are almost alway cooler, younger, and more understanding than biological parents. Most of the time you will leave your house go to your psuedo mom, and be home
by Littlest.Estes May 13, 2012
i tried to have sex with Fred last night. But it was it turned out to be psuedo sex. I'm not sure if his penis made it in.
by xXWEEDGOD420Xx September 17, 2017
by ACBob July 5, 2019
I am one. Everything said of/about me on the internet is *true*
Most people, (supporting evidence) exist "here" only to serve my needs. I am smarter, brighter and in all ways superior to my peers.
Most people, (supporting evidence) exist "here" only to serve my needs. I am smarter, brighter and in all ways superior to my peers.
psuedo-intellectual
The above statement; anything/everything ever written by bob dylan...the songwriter; bob dylan the housepainter paints houses.
The above statement; anything/everything ever written by bob dylan...the songwriter; bob dylan the housepainter paints houses.
by pseudonymesis May 4, 2009
a term you can say to insult someone, especially when they do something mean or bad during a once, nice, sweet round of battle mode in Mario Kart 64.
by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003
A man who acts too gay to actually be gay.(There is gay, and there is Hollywood gay). He pretends to be gay so attractive women will pay attention to him. Usually too ugly to get women by conventional means, and very affectionate around women.
by DC March 23, 2003
Typically a teenage male between 12-19 who considers themselves involved in the hardcore scene.
This person identifies as bisexual even though they have never had a boyfriend, and still repulse at the idea of two men having sex or making out.
Though the true reason for this behavior is still unknown, there is speculations that it is either to justify the femininity of males in their subculture (Use of guyliner, straightening hair, skinny jeans, ect.) or for some reason they do it to find a female mate.
They are typically universally regarded a douchebags that degrade the integrity of the gay community by those who see through their facade.
Though remember, not all bisexuals in the hardcore scene are psuedo-bisexuals.
This person identifies as bisexual even though they have never had a boyfriend, and still repulse at the idea of two men having sex or making out.
Though the true reason for this behavior is still unknown, there is speculations that it is either to justify the femininity of males in their subculture (Use of guyliner, straightening hair, skinny jeans, ect.) or for some reason they do it to find a female mate.
They are typically universally regarded a douchebags that degrade the integrity of the gay community by those who see through their facade.
Though remember, not all bisexuals in the hardcore scene are psuedo-bisexuals.
Guy 1: "Mike's pretty Hardcore and He says he's Bi."
Guy 2: "Nah, He's a psuedo-bisexual. Straight as they come man."
Guy 1: "So you're Bi?"
SceneBoy1: "Yes, But I'm only Bi for the chicks."
Guy 1: "ugh, You Psuedo-bisexual prick."
Guy 2: "Nah, He's a psuedo-bisexual. Straight as they come man."
Guy 1: "So you're Bi?"
SceneBoy1: "Yes, But I'm only Bi for the chicks."
Guy 1: "ugh, You Psuedo-bisexual prick."
by IndustrialKidd April 3, 2010