proudment 

A moment which you are truely proud of

"Hey bruzzy cuzzy,
It was such a proudment to win the best dressed pirate award at the pub."
Said Sally

proudment by Sally can't dance May 5, 2017

not my proudest fap 

What people say after they’ve jerked off to some really weird shit, usually caused by a animal mating video or a furry video

Me: (watches video of gorillas having sex) not my proudest fap

not my proudest fap by Dubiks April 25, 2019

not my proudest fap 

A phrase you say after you jack off to a video or picture that was subpar to other videos and pictures you have seen or jacked off to in the past.

I watched a video where a fat white bitch was getting pounded in the ass. Not my proudest fap.

not my proudest fap by Hitler's Ally September 1, 2017

Prudential 

Souless, scum-filled, blood-sucking corporation that treats it employees like they were all disposable snotrags. Headed by Satan himself and managed by an army of sexually frustrated Lundbergs.

Going to work for Prudential is like surrendering your soul every day to Lucifer.

Prudential by Boya August 1, 2007

prudent 

Sagacious in adapting means to ends; circumspect in action, or in determining any line of conduct; practically wise; judicious; careful; discreet; sensible; -- opposed to rash; as, a prudent man; dictated or directed by prudence or wise forethought; evincing prudence; as, prudent behavior

Aint gonna do it. wouldnt be prudent- Pres. George Bush Sr.

prudent by Burner8604 August 14, 2006

prudent wastebasket 

The act of stomping on a girl's foot and ejaculating in her mouth while she screams; when a girl doesn't want cum in her mouth during felatio so a guy stomps on her foot (like the pedal of a wastebasket) and he makes a basket while she's screaming in pain.

Jill took my dick out of her mouth when I was about to cum, so I gave her a prudent wastebasket.

prudent wastebasket by DjSuzySolar September 18, 2008

Proudman 

microsoft word often mistakes this for proud man. it is actually an epic last name that only the engrish can keep :D

"what is your surname?"
"proudman."
"is this a joke?"
"no im just that cool." (:

Proudman by I AM SPARTAA July 10, 2011