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not my proudest fap 

What people say after they’ve jerked off to some really weird shit, usually caused by a animal mating video or a furry video
Me: (watches video of gorillas having sex) not my proudest fap
not my proudest fap by Dubiks April 25, 2019

not my proudest fap 

A phrase you say after you jack off to a video or picture that was subpar to other videos and pictures you have seen or jacked off to in the past.
I watched a video where a fat white bitch was getting pounded in the ass. Not my proudest fap.
not my proudest fap by Hitler's Ally September 1, 2017

Prudential 

Souless, scum-filled, blood-sucking corporation that treats it employees like they were all disposable snotrags. Headed by Satan himself and managed by an army of sexually frustrated Lundbergs.
Going to work for Prudential is like surrendering your soul every day to Lucifer.
Prudential by Boya August 1, 2007
Sagacious in adapting means to ends; circumspect in action, or in determining any line of conduct; practically wise; judicious; careful; discreet; sensible; -- opposed to rash; as, a prudent man; dictated or directed by prudence or wise forethought; evincing prudence; as, prudent behavior
Aint gonna do it. wouldnt be prudent- Pres. George Bush Sr.
prudent by Burner8604 August 14, 2006

prudent wastebasket 

The act of stomping on a girl's foot and ejaculating in her mouth while she screams; when a girl doesn't want cum in her mouth during felatio so a guy stomps on her foot (like the pedal of a wastebasket) and he makes a basket while she's screaming in pain.
Jill took my dick out of her mouth when I was about to cum, so I gave her a prudent wastebasket.
prudent wastebasket by DjSuzySolar September 18, 2008

Proudman 

microsoft word often mistakes this for proud man. it is actually an epic last name that only the engrish can keep :D
"what is your surname?"
"proudman."
"is this a joke?"
"no im just that cool." (:
Proudman by I AM SPARTAA July 10, 2011
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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