protein powder

Often incorrectly labeled a "supplement" (negative connotation) by the popular media, protein powder is powdered food consisting mainly of the macronutrient protein. It is used by athletes and bodybuilders to more easily obtain high levels of daily protein intake, a condition advantageous toward muscle gain.

There are different kinds of protein powders, with whey protein being the most popular.

The bodybuilder mixed protein powder and creatine into a shake and then drank it.

protein powder by FooberFoober September 27, 2005

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protein powder

n. This is the resulting powder after you have depositing cum into (or onto) your cum dumpster (see also fuck buddy). Once this ejaculate dries and is rubbed or brushed against, it produces a fine powder known as protein powder.

Last night I gave Lisa a Superman, when I woke up this morning the sheet had come unglued and there was protein powder all over my new fucking sheets! I had to make that bitch snort up all of that shit before I received my blumpkin!

protein powder by enhanced April 14, 2010

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Ass Protein Powder

When a man has a woman shit into a cup the he grinds into a finite powder. This powder is used as protein powder as he eats it before a workout and then she pisses in his mouth to wash it down

Dude instead of my normal soy pre workout protein I tried Ass Protein Powder with my Girlfriend

That’s great man, what flavor?

Ass.

Ass Protein Powder by Dollar Tree Glasses June 14, 2021

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spill your protein powder

To ejaculate

Don't "spill your protein powder" on my bed.

spill your protein powder by AJJJDJJJAJJJMJJJ March 7, 2017

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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