protein bar 

A large bar of poop eaten for the health benefits.

That was good protein bar.

protein bar by Freiburgermsu October 14, 2013

Wisconsin Protein Bar 

You freeze a stick of butter until solid so that it does not melt. Then you insert the frozen stick of butter up your asshole, after working the cornfield all day. Next you poop the stick of butter back out and eat it for extra protein after a long day of work.

I was so hot and hungry after work, I was craving a Wisconsin Protein Bar.

Wisconsin Protein Bar by Thebrothers42069 December 20, 2024

single barreled pump action protein rifle

The male reproductive organ which is often refered to as the penis, wang, cock, dick, knob

dont make me cap you with my single barreled pump action protein rifle

single barreled pump action protein rifle by Andy July 25, 2004