Prossed

When you are boring so you are removed from the sesh

Mate I was prossed by chazza Lazza and jazza last night I’m shocked mate

by Seshlord666777 July 28, 2018

Pressed Lemon

A lemon that is pressed.

or

More commonly a 'repressed lesbian'

Thanks to tumblr users this term is used to describe Quinn Fabray from the popular television show 'Glee'.
Faberry shippers are convinced that Quinn is infact a lesbian due to some of her actions on the show, and fans are urging her to realize the feelings she has for Rachel Berry.

Example 1

Rachel: What is a pressed lemon?

Quinn: A lemon that is pressed.

Example 2

James: Do you think Quinn is in love with Rachel and is secretly a pressed lemon ?

Faberry shiper: If those pornographic drawings on the bathroom wall, the very detailed but not very accurate drawing of Rachel Quinn drew with hearts around it, the stares in Keep Holding On, and opposite sex insults are anything to go by, its no secret. I'd say Quinn is definitely a pressed lemon.

Example 3

Rachel: After 6 months of intense deductive reasoning training, which of course i never really needed in the first place due to my natural ability, I have come to the conclusion Quinn Fabray that you are in fact a pressed lemon!
Quinn: No I'm not man hands!
Rachel: See!!
Quinn: Shut it Berry!
Rachel: Pressed lemon.

by Charlie746 August 11, 2010

pressed pickle

The act of pressing one's penis against the window of a moving car in a show of disrespect to other drivers.

Big Bob was so pissed off when the Ford Explorer passed him on the shoulder, that he instructed Johnny Ola to give him a "pressed pickle" when he pulled up alonside the Ford at the next traffic light.

by Peter St May 8, 2008

Pressed Lemon

Quinn Fabray

Quinn Fabray is a pressed lemon

by supermassiveblackwhore April 10, 2012

stay pressed

commonly used as a response online especially in twitter. the response basically tells haters that no matter how much they continue to hate you, you're superior; they can't do anything about it and you won't change yourself or your opinions because of what they say- therefore, they remain pressed.

toxic user: no offense but you're not attractive and a weirdo
user: stay pressed hoe *insert gif*

by OhSehunBisexualKing July 8, 2020

pressed fruit bowl

the act of pushing ones exposed genitals against a window (preferably a car').

When your mom was driving behind us the other day Bob gave her a pressed fruit bowl.

by Copie Boy November 6, 2002

Pressed

Stressed, upset, annoyed. If you're pressed about something it basically means you ain't about that life or you find it pressing

1. I'm hella pressed about how much homework we have due tomorrow. 2. Why does this girl keep trying me? Im pressed!

by mandemm97 January 19, 2017