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prom promise 

a bullshit declaration that some high school students are forced to sign by their goody goody two shoes parents that says that they won't use alcohol or drugs during prom night. Ah-ha-ha-hahahahahahahahah!
Prom Promise is an idea spawned by extreme MADD-types, Tipper Gore-types and soccer moms. If you resort to having your kids make such chicken shit pledges like that then you don't really trust them and you ain't raising them up in a good way. If you've done your max to rear them right then you have to let them loose.

1. "...he's got to make his own mistakes..."
RUSH
New World Man

2. the little birdie has to fly sometime.

Prom Night Promise 

When you promise your prom date that you will give her "just the tip".
"How did it go last night at prom"

"It was awesome! I gave her the prom night promise but she ended up taking it right to the base!"
Prom Night Promise by BagStank April 12, 2019

prom bitch 

A prom queen (or king) candidate that is obnoxious, self-centered and is practically foaming at the mouth to be crowned. A promzilla. Also, PROM BITCH is the original title of author Ami Allen-Vath's YA novel, LIARS and LOSERS LIKE US.
Can't believe she's nominated for prom queen...more like prom bitch.
Not to be a prom bitch but she didn't even match her cummerbun to my corsage.
prom bitch by PromBitch October 18, 2015
A very overrated school function that is basically a money maker for the school.

Usually the ones that go to prom are

1. Steady couples
2. The popular girls dating the popular guys
3. Horny creepy looking guys looking to get laid
4. A few, not too many, random couples that just want to go
5. A few people that just can't get a date but still go just to "say you been there." Usually are a little chubby, gay, or socially inept.

When you get there, you eat food in the weirdest combinations like lasagna and mashed potatoes and dance to stuff that you hear on Top 40 at Wal Mart or something off the local urban station.
Prom is overated; I rather spend my money on something more important, my college education.
prom by Kyle 230 August 13, 2009

prom and chill

Going to the Prom with somebody, and having sex with them afterwards.
"Hey dude I'm so gonna prom and chill with Marissa next month!"
prom and chill by HMSDI May 11, 2016
A formal dance in highschool where guys spend a lot of money and take a girl somewhere nice to eat and have to come up with a creative way to ask a girl out. For example: over urban dictionary.
Caleb: Man I wish I could think of a way to ask Lesli to prom

Lesli, will you be my date for prom 2010?
Prom by Blazer92 March 15, 2010