prodrunktive 

1. Producing or able to produce large amounts of goods, crops, or other commodities while intoxicated.
2. Relating to or engaged in the production of goods, crops, or other commodities while intoxicated.
3. Getting stuff done drunkenly.

You get home from the bar and pass out. Then the next morning you find the dishes done, apartment clean and laundry folded. You were being prodrunktive.

prodrunktive by DavidH12345 December 3, 2010

Prodrunktivity 

The state of a person that finds themselves accomplishing housework, homework, etc. while under the heavy influence of alcohol.

Dude, I had 13 beers last night. When I woke up this morning, my laundry and dishes were done, the floor was swept/ vacuumed and my car was washed and waxed. Now that's what I call prodrunktivity.

Prodrunktivity by BetaNu718 February 18, 2011

producktive 

When you have a lot of work to do, but avoid doing it by any means necessary. (Inspired by the show Duck Dynasty.)

Willie: Why aren't you people making duck calls?
Si: We're being producktive by making kites to fly outside to attract ducks.

producktive by DOTK January 23, 2014

producktive

What da hot-tempered "great hunter" Daffy tried to be regarding da scoring of a bear to "fricassee" for dinner.

Daffy's own impatience and bombastic flair cause him to be less producktive than if he'd been more discreet in his hunting efforts.

producktive by QuacksO June 28, 2026