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Proctoid 

Someone that needs a set system to do his task. Has had a process fixed into his ingrained into his mind and functions only that way.
That guy at work is such a proctoid, if it's not written down or we haven't showed it to him yet; he can't figure it out.
Proctoid by HnkNWav March 3, 2009
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proctoid 

An employee at P&G is called a "proctoid". Often used for starters at the company.
We have a new group of Proctoids today coming in the office.
proctoid by Proctoid January 23, 2011
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Proctodentalogist

A high trained doctor in a specialized field that combines Protology and Dentistry.

These specialists are very expert and locating teeth in your rectum or feces and putting them back where they belong.
Mike pissed off Travis so much that he ended up sending him to the Proctodentalogist before he was "shitting teeth."
Proctodentalogist by Jeff D April 24, 2003

proctodynia 

Your a proctodynic
You remind me of someone whom I suffer proctodynia from.
proctodynia by Tracker August 3, 2007

Proctnoid 

an annoying ass. "Proct" from the Greek root for anus and "noid" from the 1980s Domino's Pizza commercial.
In 2020 the DNC's motto was "Avoid the Proctnoid!"
Proctnoid by broknsymetry July 15, 2018
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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