prize plum

Idiot, moron, jackass. Used when someone's done something REALLY stupid.

You actually paid for an Ashley Madison account? You prize plum. It's full of spam bots. You'd probably have better luck on FetLife, and it's free.

prize plum by satisunshinegal October 18, 2015

a prize plum 

Prize Plum refers to a foolish, idiotic person.

You are a prize plum

a prize plum by Fluffypompom August 16, 2016

Prime Plumage 

An ounce of high-end, rare, sativza-dominant hybrid leafy weed.

Guy 1 : “Dude you’ll never believe this! *Bursts with excitement*
Guy 2 : “What’s up bro!?”
Guy 1 : *on verge of heart-attack excitement* “I got uss a whollee ounze of PRIME PLUMAGEEEE!!!
Guy 2: *—Dead from a heart attack caused by overexcitment—

Prime Plumage by The Zesty Goat June 17, 2018