prize penis 

someone who clearly deserves the biggest award possible for being a dumb arse.

Charlie: Rupert just drove straight into that parked car!
Sidney: What a prize penis!

prize penis by matteusbeus January 4, 2012

prime penis

Like a penis, but on a considerably larger scale. Used as an insult.

Hey you, you're acting like a prime penis!

prime penis by Pete October 12, 2004

penis pride 

The love certain men hold for their penises. Such is the love they have for their member, they must tell everyone they know that they are well hung, have girth or know how to use them.

"My dick is way too big for these condoms!" - John.
"You have such penis pride, John." - Victoria.

penis pride by Nimbuspony April 24, 2008