A privacy policy is the state of action where company procedure regarding personal information is shown to punters (potential clients). This is aimed to set them at ease regarding thier information, although since it is a policy and not a contract, it can be broken with internal permission.
Forget a lame privacy policy- we've got a privacy contract!
--From some internet security site I encountered some time ago.
--From some internet security site I encountered some time ago.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

A subject of conversation nobody gives a flying fuck about.
Originates from the fuckton of "We're updating our privacy policy" emails in wake of GDPR
Originates from the fuckton of "We're updating our privacy policy" emails in wake of GDPR
Dave: *spouting arcane shit in monotone voice*
Bob: I'm not following a damn thing he's saying.
Jim: Don't mind him; he's just updating his privacy policy.
Bob: I'm not following a damn thing he's saying.
Jim: Don't mind him; he's just updating his privacy policy.
by Solarys June 11, 2018

by A normal humanoid June 13, 2018

by thrgere August 11, 2020

An agreement set up between people to keep things secret. Are always broken, we don't knwo why they're set up.
Bob: HAHA! I just agreed to this privaacy policy but I'm going to violate it!
Kali: stfu I'm watching porn.
Bob: F U
Rest of CLique: STFU!
Kali: stfu I'm watching porn.
Bob: F U
Rest of CLique: STFU!
by theeclique November 15, 2003

Where a site either says "We hate spam, we'll never let anyone know your e-mail", or "Fuck you, we want money!"
by RickoniX November 13, 2003

The privacy policy's small-print said that by using this site my kidneys may fail. I failed to recognise this statement and now I am in hospital with a lap-top registering my digust through-out the world.
by B-Drac November 15, 2003
