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A non-apology; saying sorry without apologising, even when it's clearly one's own gaffe.
A Pritipology is an insincere apology, characterised by the use of the word 'sorry', followed by other words that make clear that sorrow is 100% insincere.

"I'm sorry that you feel...".

Memorably deployed by UK Home Secretary Priti Patel in attempted defence of the UK government's woeful failure to source adequate supplies of basic personal protective equipment for frontline health-service staff during the 2020 coronavirus pandemic: "I'm sorry if people feel there have been failings..."
by Allmixedup September 15, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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