disease preventameter 

The distance at which one should away from others, in order to avoid catching sickness.

stay at least one disease preventameter away from me.

i don't want to hang out with Thomas he keeps coming within a disease preventameter

disease preventameter by Chimera Camaro April 3, 2020

preventible 

Has the same meaning as preventable, but used only when too stupid to know the proper suffix

"Jock, why are you crying?"
"I got an F on my exam just for I used preventible instead of preventable"

preventible by Big mouth prick February 23, 2018

Pervertable 

Used to describe something you can base a perverted joke upon.

Dean: Wanna grab a bite?
Alex: Sure! I ate nothing but a freshly tossed bowl of salad, some milk, and a banana.
Dean: is it just me or are they all pervertable?
Alex:.....I hate you!

Pervertable by Dean Tee December 17, 2011

presentables

Euphemism for your sexual organs...

"Forty dollars and I'll do it." The lady says.
"Okay, let me see your presentables." The man says.

presentables by jayg244 October 19, 2025

Pervertable 

An average, everyday household item that can be converted into a sex toy. Commonly used amongst the kink/BDSM community.

I've been using my wooden spatula as a pervertable to spank my sub.

This cucumber is just the right size to be an insertable pervertable!

Pervertable by waterdude125 September 28, 2021