reprogramming the garmin 

Masturbating; masturbating in a car or vehicle

Q: What is that guy doing in the red car over there?

A: He's just reprogramming the garmin

reprogramming the garmin by play746 September 10, 2009

reprogrammer

Another name for a dick in that it can reprogram women into being human incubators for 9 months

Woman 1: Man I got to feel his reprogrammer all up in my breeding hole last night as we raw dogged it
Woman 2: Do you think he knocked you up
Woman 1: God, I hope so I want to be his personal incubator for the next 9 months

reprogrammer by IshtarsSon October 3, 2022

Reprograming 

It's what you call it when, you're family finds you, takes you home from the cult, and deprograms you, then the cult finds you again, takes you back from your family, and has to go through the process of brainwashing you all over again.

Father Sirius: Good news, children, we have located Sally, and she still would love to be with us all when the great ship comes to take us to the Mecca of the stars, unfortunately her family don't believe in our destiny, so I need you to go to her house and bring her back to us.

Sister R5G331D: First reprograming Sally, then saltine, crackers and space milk. It's the greatest day ever!

Reprograming by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 21, 2010

Pre-program that boot to delicious 

1. a statement refering to using high tech equipment, which enables members of foriegn political parties the ability to program booty's to delicious. Thus making those booty's edible by young male travelers.

2. ramblings of madmen

1. "Fuckin Australia here we come!......they better pre-program that boot to delicious"

Pre-program that boot to delicious by Seany MC November 10, 2006

reprogrammable 

When a woman is ovulating and thus ready to be turned into a babymaking machine with sufficent reprogramming.

Girl: Damn I am feeling really reprogrammable right now
Guy: Hey, my reprogrammer is ready for a good reprogramming session
Girl: My reprogramming port is wet already

reprogrammable by IshtarsSon September 22, 2023

reprogramming fluids 

Cum, the fluids that come out of a reprogrammer when it is has been sufficently stimulated. When introduced into a woman's reprogramming port it can begin the process of reprogramming her into a human incubator

Girl 1: Damn after we raw dogged it, I was dripping his reprogramming fluids out of my reprogramming port
Girl 2: Well let's hope he successfully reprogrammed you
Girl 1: Same, I would look so cute with a baby bump

reprogramming fluids by IshtarsSon September 23, 2023

reprogramming port 

The area of a woman's body where she can take a reprogrammer to be turned into a human incubator by introduction of reprogramming fluids

Girl 1: Damn after we raw dogged it, I was dripping his reprogramming fluids out of my reprogramming port
Girl 2: Well let's hope he successfully reprogrammed you
Girl 1: Same, I would look so cute with a baby bump

reprogramming port by IshtarsSon September 23, 2023