preparatory wank 

Jacking off before you get with your woman, so that you'll last longer before cumming.

I like to get in a preparatory wank before I pound my wife into the mattress, but I have to be careful or I won't be able to cum, just pump her dry pussy for an hour before giving up.

preparatory wank by Strokher Ace November 27, 2013

preparatory lug

Inhalation of marijuana in advance of performance in a particularly important task, namely playing fifa or preparing a ruck of steaks.

"Preparatory lug monty?"

preparatory lug by Montgomerie May 18, 2009

Preparatory Non-Action (PNA) 

A gaming term referring to actions taken prior to or during early rounds of combat that do not directly contribute to the completion of the mission or the success of the party. PNA may appear to be strategic in nature, but in retrospect has no positive effect.

"Leeroy Jenkins became tired of what he perceived to be Preparatory Non-Action (PNA) and charged into the room."

"McNabb disappeared from view and then spent 3 rounds on Preparatory Non-Action(PNA) before reappearing and being rendered immediately unconscious by the dragon."

Preparatory Non-Action (PNA) by T.Hogan November 9, 2012

Preparatory Beat 

A threat to the musicians from the conductor, ie. play or else...

The conductor was prepared to give a preparatory beatdown if the flutes started early one more damn time.

Preparatory Beat by owjiefi0 October 22, 2023

Riviera Preparatory Schools 

An institution that came straight from hell. A place where a student must fear for there education because of the administration. If they don’t like you, you will die. Do something there not in favor of, expelled. If you want to kill urself, this is the place for u.

I fucking hate Riviera Preparatory Schools bro.

Riviera Preparatory Schools by Angelfromhell November 25, 2019

St. Charles Preparatory School 

An all-boys Roman Catholic preparatory high school in Columbus, Ohio. It's a hell hole where you are a slave to your grades and college preparation, working about 4 hours every night on homework after an 8 hour school day. Students frequently slap each others asses and nonchalantly talk about sucking each others dicks. Teachers are high quality but can make your life even more of a living hell if aggravated. If you want to throw away the remainder of your childhood but ensure yourself a place in the work place, Saint Charles is the school for you.

Person 1: "Don't you go to St. Charles Preparatory School?"
Person 2: "Yeah?"
Person 1: "Don't you care about girls?"
Person 2: "Don't you care about college?"

St. Charles Preparatory School by scfag January 1, 2016

Cistercian Preparatory School 

A preparatory school based in Irving, that has systematically cultured depression, being antisocial, having anxiety, and gay habits. It is also known for having no racial diversity, as most of the population is composed of white baseball and football players. Although Cistercian markets itself to be a academically rigorous school, the students are actually just a bunch of boys whose main goal is to procrastinate. A well known motto known throughout the school is, “it’s not how smart you are, it’s how good you are at hiding your stupidity.”

However, the students are not to blame for this occurrence. If put in any other school they would blossom greatly. Many of them have great talent. However, when put under the rigorous and painful liberal arts education that is Cistercian, the students fold and are churned into cubicle-like workers.

Jimmy: “Why so down Timmy?”
Timmy: “Cistercian Preparatory School is killing me. We were born free but in here we are in chains.”

Cistercian Preparatory School by JesuitEBoy February 12, 2020