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pregnant richard

richard is a sensitive person and if you ask him if he’s pregnant he will say no even tho he is. the baby will be born next month and his name is “Mk”.
me: “ richard are you pregnant??”
pregnant richard : “nooo!!!”

pregnant richard

Uncle Richard Is pregnant and he’s having a baby next month and he’s naming him Mk. the baby is going to be very smexy! The baby is going to be very very stupid since his dad is very very retarded! Richard Is very sensitive it anytime you ask him if he’s pregnant he says Hell no even though everybody knows he is!! Richard It’s going to be a great mother//father considering that he acts like a father to me and Olivia when were mad at each other
pregnant richard : IM NOT PREGNANT!!!!

me: YES YOU ARE!!!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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