New Smoker: "I've been smoking this joint and I'm not high!"
Experienced Smoker: "Patience, young potawan, your high will come."
Potawan: "I liked that joint, so when my friend offered me a brownie I happily accepted, but it's been an hour and I don't feel anything!"
Experienced Smoker: "You poor potawan,
you have no idea what you're in for..."