The worship of The
Great Potato and it's spud goodness.
Set up a spud/potato on a bedside table, usually next to your
bed. Set up a candle taller than the spud, behind the potato. Another candle, shorter than the potato, in front of the spud. Light and just stare, if you hear someone coming near, stand at attention, and do the Adolf Hitler salute, only with a balled up
fist. And once they have seen you, do the catholic trinity
hand motion, but in a biiig circle, with the balled up fist.