potato dance

a dance that krysta and i do to fend off potatoes from killing us

"OMG you ate potatoes now go do the potato dance so you wont die"

by TardXcore[dennis] August 27, 2006

Potato Dance

A cross between the 'Willy Dance' & 'River Dance'.

To be performed usually by people of an Irish disposition & particularly upon leaving the bath or shower.

Michael Flatley has got nothing on this one, Potato Dance!

by Potato-Dancer June 15, 2011

Dancing Potatoes

The testicles of the male Homo Sapien

After I dumped her, she kneed me right in the dancing potatoes.

by Portly Ninja August 28, 2006

Dancing Potato

The savior of all life in the universe. Something that deserves to bowed to, prayed to, and sacrificed to. It’s legendary and unimaginable dancing powers will create and destroy anything and everything. (The musical dancing potato is unfathomably more majestic)

Hey everybody! Do you want to pray to sacrifice Billy to the dancing potato?
*Entire world cheers*

by TurtleNugget911 November 27, 2019

Dancing Potato

Literally the Dancing Potato is the lord and savior of the entire universe. There has never been anyone who ever disagreed with it and it will one day rule the entire universe in complete unity. Everyone loves and admires the dancing potato and any time the Dancing Potato is mentioned people instantly begin to pray and sacrifice each other to it. The amazingly majestic power of the Potato has also been known to start cults of first graders ;) tehehe oops

BUT YEAH LOL ITS JESUS AND YOU KNOW IT

Lets all go sacrifice Ademottomotto to the Dancing Potato

by TurtleNugget912 March 2, 2020