postronomous 

Adj. Adverb. A stupid, retarded elder.

Lol, it's Halloween. Let's go give shit to the postronomous.

postronomous by Delicious Hot Schmoes June 3, 2012

potrenomous 

a state of the body when a mans penis is longer than his legs

many german porn stars are petronomous.

potrenomous by aaaaarochey May 13, 2005