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Postprandial puff 

The satisfactory cigarette that follows a meal.

Also known as a 'triple-P'
"Well, that's dinner finished, I'm going for a postprandial puff..."

Due to the new laws Howard couldn't partake of his triple-P in the restaurant...

Postprandial pressure poo

The urgent evacuation of one's bowels due to the increase in intra-abdominal pressure following a large meal. Also refered to as P4.

i.e. When you eat so much that you have to go to the toilet right away just to reduce the pressure.
"I've just eaten too much, I think I need to do a P4."
"What's that??"
"A Postprandial pressure poo!"

Postprandiality 

(noun) The state of being comfortably full after a meal, to the point where any slight physical movement is possible but not necessarily desired.
After that delicious feast, I settled into a state of postprandiality, feeling content and satisfied without any discomfort.

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026