possum ugly

A woman so damned ugly you chew your arm off not to wake her in the morning after a drunken night of sex.

Philip always brings home the most gumpaliscious possum ugly chicks. How gross!

by TreeTopFlyer November 24, 2005

Ugly Possum

Anyone who is an ugly possum and/or has the potential to reach the level of ugly possum-esk.

Oh Em Gee I am Cleo and I am such an ugly possum and no one will ever love me.

by FesterFesterChildMolestr August 16, 2011