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Open up the kimono

to expose the inner workings of a process or financial books. Typically used in the Tech industry.

we are meeting with the Venture Capital partners tomorrow, it's time to open up the kimono.

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A woman so damned ugly you chew your arm off not to wake her in the morning after a drunken night of sex.

Philip always brings home the most gumpaliscious possum ugly chicks. How gross!

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When you think a grossly overweight woman is hot. You unit starts dripping peckersnot at the site of a fat ho!

Philip thought the girl at the quickie mart was gumpalisious!! Her boobs hang so low he could suck them with his head in her lap.

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