A woman so damned ugly you chew your arm off not to wake her in the morning after a drunken night of sex.
Philip always brings home the most gumpaliscious possum ugly chicks. How gross!
by TreeTopFlyer November 22, 2005
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Anyone who is an ugly possum and/or has the potential to reach the level of ugly possum-esk.
Oh Em Gee I am Cleo and I am such an ugly possum and no one will ever love me.
by FesterFesterChildMolestr August 13, 2011
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