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pospoi by Geoff Roughface, Mike Green, Kelly Donelson , Veronica O'Neil November 27, 2004
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porpoise poot
The act of going underwater with the exception of your ass and letting out a loud fart. Preferably in the act of an in water dive so as to time it in a manner that you fart as soon as the ass breaches the water. The way a porpoise clears it's blowhole to breathe and reemerge .
When in a pool and you have to fart there is a tough decision to be made. Do you blow bubbles or share with the masses and porpoise poot.
porpoise poot by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
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porpoise hork
porpoise hork by lilryry May 24, 2006
pants porpoise
human penis; so called for the in and out action during coitus, supposedly like the breaching and plunging of a dolphin
"Dude. Vera will be swimming with the pants porpoise tonight, bro!"
"Dude! Really?"
"Yup. She's finally giving up that poonanny, dude."
"Right on, dude."
"Dude! Really?"
"Yup. She's finally giving up that poonanny, dude."
"Right on, dude."
pants porpoise by C.C. Black February 6, 2008
Silk Porpoise
When a male ejaculates so much and hard into a womens mouth that it spews out of her nose like a porpoise coming up for air.
Silk Porpoise by jp&bn March 29, 2009
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poipoilukyjmthnrgbefvwdcqsxaz by de retard January 12, 2021
porpoise nose
porpoise nose. Flipper talking. Needing to back one out so much that air is escaping while trying to hold it in making a clicking noise. Next stage up from a turtle head.
porpoise nose by GI-Joel June 28, 2011
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