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A pompoid will argue that the green lightsaber'ed Vader action figure is more powerful than the red lightsaber'ed vader action figure.
Pompoid by BlackestCat June 27, 2009
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is the practice of stimulating the man's penis solely through use of the woman's vaginal muscles.
the albanian woman used pompoir to please her boyfriend.
pompoir by Lauren Rivas December 28, 2007
a man with a gitantic schlong, the size of which the world is not yet ready for
pompidou please this is the only way i thought of contacting you, i've been trying to skype you for days but i'm starting to think you blocked me. please pompidou come back to me i need you
pompidou by original_poster April 29, 2021
rhinos tripling
safari dude: MAN what the hell is going on over there
scientist: WOW i think thats, pomploid
safari dude: wtf !!!!
pomploid by sammydrake November 13, 2011

Pompident 

pom•pi•dent (adj)
a mix of confident and pompous, and can be used do describe or refer to just about anything in the peasantry/crowned in chains fandom. the word was first used by Jacob, the vocalist/composer of crowned in chains, who appears to lack basic knowledge and need to go back to school.
“percy weasley was pompident”
Pompident by lennøx November 26, 2019

George Pompidou

When you do a large poo (or a Pom pi doo).

You can announce to your friends That you are going to do a big poo but you don’t want to be rude.
I need to go and see George.

Did you just do a George Pompidou?

I’m going to drop some modern art
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