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poshney

Any posh person who lives in a cockney area and acts both posh and cockney!
Whats your background? Err "I'm just poshney"
by livrose December 5, 2010
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poshey

Comes from the term masturbation or wank. A poshey is known to man as a wank whilst wearing a condom, This is can also known as a posh wank. It is believed to be used my blokes who are sensitive, dont like cleaning up after themselves, and those who just preferbeing hygenic and safe. Or even those or a different orientation. If you intend to have a wank with a condom on make sure it is of a good quality and correctly applied, reading the instructions is always advised; otherise it may just split.
Having a wank with a condom on = poshey (posh wanker)
by Lavy Taffy January 13, 2007
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Pashneya

A Filipino Gay Jargon for "Patience." It's correct Filipino term is "Pasensya." But, because of the creativity of the gays, "Pashneya" came to being.
Normal Filipino: Pasensya, di ko nakita yung paa mo. (Translation: Sorry, I didn't see your feet.

Gay: Becky, pashneya namakniyorkor. Wiz ko na-see itechiwang pazkar mo.
by beckyellyar March 10, 2009
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Poshness retreat

An overpriced weekend boondoggle at a fancy hotel or spa resort under the guise of promoting mental, physical and spiritual health. All the while, guests stay in very posh rooms and are catered to at all stages. Guests ranges from unfortunate 500 CEO's to yoga mat guy to crypto saleswoman. All will brag to their friends how great a life changing experience it was but they inevitably return to their status quo.
Parker: I feel so great after my wellness retreat at Terranea this weekend. Massages, inspirational sorta TED Talks, farm to table organic whole grain paleo single sourced low glycemic gluten free planet friendly meals…it was amazing. I feel like a new man.

Logan: That's not a wellness retreat. That’s a poshness retreat. And you’ll be right back to pimping big pharma as soon as your Tesla is charged.

Parker: Ya, I guess you’re right. Wish they had just given me the $10,000 in stock options. See you later, gotta go get an office to prescribe more of that new late night advertised wonder drug that is marginally better than the old one but at ten times the price.
by The Original Tankboy October 5, 2023
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