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Poshwitz 

The beak , aka “poachy smalls”, botched , poshticles, chicken, james beak

Little farm animal that follows junior everywhere he goes, whom he’s the father to and such. Beak often eats cheese and sticks her beak where it shouldn’t be

Poshwitz can be found in juniors videos or tik toks. (@juniortrooper69, j bravo, etc)

Likes k pop and all those annoying things that unsettle juniors mood but he still loves her.

Unlike, chesapeake and kvampled
Poshwitz is closest to the forbidden one yet somewhat distant at the moment.



Poshwitz is a chicken with feathers and better watch out before she gets a beak slap!

Junior: Come here beak I need ya to film this for me

Poshwitz: bok?

Junior; yea that’s right here hold the camera

Poshwitz: *proceeds to poke the camera with her beak

Junior: noooo! You deleted my footage, aw dang it, go back to your nest!
Poshwitz by Uggs bunny December 13, 2021
The beak, the chicken, aka “the farm animal belonging to big J”

Poshy does what others typically expect, eat pieces of cheese and seeds and flaps her wings when agitated or excited.

Poshy can often be seen with Willybone or playing on junior’s (junifer) phone or even making tik toks

If junior only got over his huge ego then maybe he could still be a good parent to the beak
Poshy is often credited for junior’s songs or lyrics that he himself invents, but it’s mostly to pay tribute to the beak since most of J’s songs are about her or if not then hoshna

Jack poshy would start shakin’ all is taken
It’s some poachijuana in the makin’

Poachys breakfast like scrambled eggs and bacon

Kap spills the drink o she’s still ill drinker

ill thinker

Exploding’ when da Poachy hits da I——-

Poshy is as important to junior b’s entire persona, image and creative direction as it gets tied, likely tied with wheezly

A chicken named Poshy, nuff said
Poshy by Wankers rage January 19, 2022

posh stink 

Melody - "I don't know what to get you for Christmas so I'll just buy you some posh stink."

Harmony - "Oh... just like the previous three years. How thoughtful of you."
posh stink by Cracktacular December 9, 2012

Posh piss 

Posh piss - when a man sits down on the lav and has a luxurious piss
"one sec babe I'm just having a posh piss "
Posh piss by Wellsy and LeeBoy November 28, 2019

Frankie Poshnjari 

“You see that kid, he’s a Frankie Poshnjari”

Pashnorka 

A slang term for a woman's vagina.

Pash - nor - ca
Think of snorkeling under water but instead it is done on the basis of a woman's fluid of love.

"Man....let me muffle in your pashnorka."

"How would you compare my pashnorka with a camel toe?"
Pashnorka by eniic January 19, 2008