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Perverted chicken test 

A practical test to differentiate the kinky from the perverted. Do they use only feathers or the whole chicken?
Ben Dover was merely kinky, he used only the feathers, so he passed the perverted chicken test!

Springfield Pervert 

An elderly homosexual pervert from Springfield, MA. He is obsessed with "pig fucking" and semen, he is very well-endowed, and he often calls random people in order to engage them in explicitly sexual conversations.
The Springfield Pervert called me last night. He said he would pig fuck me.

poverty pony

Noun; a cheap AR-15 build, often on an Anderson lower
I built this Poverty Pony for only $280 using a Black Friday kit and an Anderson blem lower
poverty pony by Svending February 5, 2018

poverty bottle 

Poverty Bottle is a handle of alcohol in a plastic bottle instead of a glass bottle.
Boog instantly regretted showing up to the club with a poverty bottle of Captain.
poverty bottle by Delts April 29, 2023

closet pervert 

A person who pretends to not be perverted, but really is.
I saw Sam staring at her ass, he is such a closet pervert.

Poverty Franchise 

When a team has ZERO championships or it’s been a really long time since they’ve won one.
Friend: How many rings do the Padres have?
Me: None they’re a poverty franchise😹
Poverty Franchise by tpaDawg April 18, 2023