Pornzone

(verb) To neglect your social life and those involved in it due to excessive porn viewing.

"Have you heard from Billium lately? It's like he dropped off the Earth the second his internet was installed."

"Yeah, I know what the problem is. I walked in on him watching 'creampie anal sluts' the other day. That unholy dipper of shits was planning to pornzone us from the start."

Pornzone by Supersock February 24, 2013

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Don porneone

A dude with heaps of porn or who just loves making watching or collecting porn. Pronounced Don Porny-owny as in the Godfather's Don Corleone

Dude, have you seen his collection? He's such a Don Porneone

Don porneone by Gambeans February 17, 2010

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Pornzone • pornpone • Don porneone • the pornonet

pornpone

Pornography (almost always amateur) made by white trash rednecks for white trash rednecks and featuring white trash rednecks.

I just saw some pornpone that had a guy with a corn cob shoved up his ass.

pornpone by Char H January 11, 2006

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the pornonet

the porno superhighway now misnamed "the internet" because of all the news and information sites that have started to overrun it.

Jason "Dammit, I can't seem to find the porn through all these stupid news sites. I remember the good old days on the pornonet when CNN.com stood for Cans Nipples and Navels."

the pornonet by gerlitzappel November 6, 2007

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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