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tongue porn

Pornography which contains sexually stimulating images or videos of open mouths with various licking images or random sexual poses of the tongue . Used by any sex to enhance masterbation
example:
I know a girl on the internet that had the sexiest tongue porn If ever saw. So, I paid her $250 USA to lick the air while I jerked off. It took less than 2 minutes and she didn't even show me her nipple. Now that's some good tongue porn !

porntongue 

noun

The thrusting of one's tongue in a matter not unlike what can be seen in typical pornography. The tongue is stiffened and is used quite excessively and with no rhyme or reason. Sometimes the head of the giver may move back and forth or up and down to accentuate the "passion." Rarer still is the little-known but not completely unseen circular pivot. Generally the person providing is extremely into the act, while the receiver is absolutely disgusted.

There are some cases in which a person who is an otherwise excellent kisser will get too caught up in the moment during sex and suddenly slip their partner the porntongue. This just plain sucks.
"Man, she slipped me the porntongue yesterday and I malfunctioned."

"Listen John, your porntongue is disgusting and I am leaving you."
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