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porno creep

Someone who locks themselves in their dirty apartment for hours on end watching porn movies or browsing porno sites on the "net". These people are normally overweight and rarely come outside.
Hey, Connor is a porno creep.
porno creep by Matt E. May 23, 2005

Porn Creep 

A condition that results from the constant or excessive watching of pornographic material.It is characterised by an inability to get an erection under circumstances that do not involve the watching of pornographic material, due to the lack of psychologial connection between other human contact and sex. One treatment involves watchin porn until the erection is achieved then having sex, this re-establishes the connection between other people and sex. This condition is more frequent in virgins as the initial connection has not been made.
Guy 1 - Nikki's pissed off man! i jus cant get it up if i aint watchin porn!She sed she'l leave me if it keeps happenin!
Guy 2 - Dude..... youv got porn creep, iv never actually seen it before tho!
Porn Creep by Mr. Azz August 6, 2006

Creepy Porn Lawyer 

That Michael Avenatti aka Creepy Porn Lawyer got punked by 4chan.
Creepy Porn Lawyer by VolStar September 25, 2018

Creepy Porn 

An adjective describing someone's peadophilic looking face.
Tom was talking about his 3 year old sister when Ian's face went all creepy porn.
Creepy Porn by Lanky Streak o' Piss December 7, 2010

creepy porn president 

Creepy porn president aka Donald Trump, who had sex with a horseface porn star without a condom while having a newborn four-month-old son at home. This made soft porn model Melania officially a cuckquean.
Jimmy: Yo! Did you see that creepy porn president trynna kiss a bride in front of her groom?

Randy: Yaa, bro! That groom is a mega cuck.
Jimmy: You mean maga cuck!
Randy: lul

creeper man porn

very hot uh and cool~~~~
uGH~~ I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE IM GONNA BUST TO THIS CREEPER MAN PORN UGH~~~
creeper man porn by creeperman February 1, 2022
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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