That's so porn star of you! 

When you go to hygienic extremes with your private areas like a porn star would in preparation for sex. For example getting fully waxed, having laser hair removal treatments or having a colonic performed.

I'm getting a colonic today.

Oh wow! That's so porn star of you!

That's so porn star of you! by Sickeningly Sweet July 7, 2011

Schrödinger's porn 

An unfollowed link or unopened e-mail attachment that may or may not be porn. The only way to find out is to follow the link or open the attachment.

"That girl from the bar last night sent me some mpegs of her stripping." "Have you watched them yet?" "No, it's still Schrödinger's porn. For all I know it could just be a rickroll."

Schrödinger's porn by snobiwan November 3, 2009

that's porn

That's porn refers to something that is really good, but in an edgy way.
You can also use it in the opposite sense, i.e. "that's not porn".

Hey, look at that tarzan wave -- that's porn.
Hey, I can't believe you just saved that guy from dying of a stangulated inguinal hernia -- that's porn.

that's porn by ApexB September 25, 2005

izzy’s porn tape 

You define it with your *imagination* (lots of short people involved)

Let’s do something like Izzy’s porn tape

izzy’s porn tape by izzypop04 February 13, 2018

Eduardo's porn addiction 

when your man gets 15 tb of pure hentai on a hard drive with a slice of memes from Diego's meme addiction with segers attention span.

you my man you got a eduardo's porn addiction here bro.

Eduardo's porn addiction by tommythecommie May 14, 2021

It’s porn

🎶I watch it every night, it’s got the juice 🎶

It’s porn we love it and also go on www.pornhub.com

It’s porn by Ojifecnehuofre nhojrkojncferok April 11, 2023

Schrödinger’s Porn

Content that is innocuous to most but contains specific focuses and is structured in a way that it feels like fetish content. Just vulgar enough to sneak past potential censorship, just weird enough to raise red flags.

“Those weird 5-Minute-Crafts videos are a classic example of Schrödinger’s Porn.”

Schrödinger’s Porn by windyxp April 1, 2026