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WTH, is that a Porcus???
Porcus by Porccus fanclub February 10, 2025

Porcus-Pollo-Pescetarian 

A person who doesn't eat beef, but does eat Poultry, Fowl, Pork, and Fish.
No, he also eats Pork, he's a Porcus-Pollo-Pescetarian.

totus porcus 

completely, totally ( from mock Latin for whole hog)

Percussive Universal Soundwave 

A repetitious, unexplainable high frequency radio wave transmission received by earth from an unknown source/location within and/or outside our galaxy.

{From 1962 through 2016, 11 Interstellar Radio Mesessage projects (IRMPs) transmitted 50+ messages out across the universe from earth. In 1996, a unique happenstance occured when the convergence of sound wave files during a studio recording session for the band Vibe 45, revealed an anomaly in the form of a high frequency sound wave blip registering at an astonishing 180k Hz (detectable only by the Alosa Saspidissima aka the American Shad) through a customized Crappatoe transducer equipped with a panoramic floppycack jacker. The evidence file was shared with Dr. Chris Culvitude of Copenhagen for a forensic analysis. Dr. Culvitude disaggregated the wave structure using a four dimensional, parabolic floppycack translator and the results were astonishing. The blip unveiled irrefutable evidence of a Percussive Universal Soundwave, or P.U.S., which surreptitiously, included a complex linguistic code, patterned to form the following words: "We Want The Funk", an extraterrestrial response conveying Alien displeasure related to the 50+ boring messages sent, and a plea to the band members of Vibe 45 to send them some ball knocking, Parliament style grooves in the next transmission. Dr. Culvitude mysteriously disappeared in 2001 and his sound popping theory showcasing P.U.S. was never formally published.
1. Scientists recently detected a Percussive Universal Soundwave from an unknown source in the universe.

2. {Dr. Culvitude shows his floppycack package to D Dog of Vibe 45 and explains} "D Dog, you are not going to believe this. The blip is a Percussive Universal Soundwave, and, when I decrypted the pattern into language, you can actually hear alien voices chanting "We Want the Funk!!"

Vocal Percussion on a whole 'nother level

Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level coming from my mind!
Aahh! We're Golden Wind! (Kono me amareri maroreri merare maro) Aaaaaaah haa aah! We're Golden Wind! (Kono me amareri maroreri merare maro)
It's like a burning sunrise! (Ahí makareru makare punpun kete) It's like a burning sunset! (Ahí makareru makare punpun kete) It's like a burning sunrise! (Ahí makareru makare punpun kete) It's like a burning sunset!
Aahh! We're Golden Wind! (Kono me amareri maroreri merare maro) Aaaaaaah haa aah! We're Golden Wind! (Kono me amareri maroreri merare maro)
Yeah! It's like a Golden Wind! I'm dancing for your mind I'm shaking like a Shaking like a Shaking like a Shaking like a Shaking like a Like a burning Golden Wind
Spread wide your Golden Wind Why don't you dance to swing? I'm swinging like a Swinging like a Swinging like a Swinging like a Swinging like a Swinging like a Golden Wind!
Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level coming from my mind! (Comin' from my mind!) Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level coming from my mind! (Comin' from my mind!)
It's like a burning sunrise!

Porcupine Tree 

A band capable of making no bad music, even if they were rotting corpses that couldn't move, the sound of bugs eating their entrails would still be pure musical genius, because their spirits would will the insects to create harmonies and rhythms.

Sarcasm is ineffective when describing this band. All bad things said are wrong. Your argument is invalid.
Porcupine Tree is an awesome band. There is no other opinion. Opinions can be wrong.
Porcupine Tree by Foofy! June 3, 2011