porcupine's balls

They're small, round, and they don't give a shit.

"Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls: they're small, they're round, and they don't give a shit!"

by Sub-Zero June 26, 2005

porcupine's balls

Shaved Balls that are starting to grow hair back on them.

His porcupine's balls were sticking me like crazy last night while we was bumpin uglies.

by KateHear September 4, 2006