pop tart

n. Slang term used for a slutty virgin in her early teens who everyone expects will get knocked up soon.

"I have a bunch of f*cking annoying pop tarts in my english class."

by MC Derf and Andriznles July 30, 2006

pop tart

a lip synching teeny bopper bimbo on Mtv who acts trampy (pick one)

Mtv is the pop tart channel

by mung the merciless December 11, 2003

pop tart

coined by page six of the new york post, sugar sweet pop singer (male or female) that has zero pesonality, zero talent, more money than god, and a penchant for getting ripped at trendy urban high dollar night clubs.

"pop tart britney spears was seen puking in a stall at the midtown church for club goers
Avalon.

by booger November 28, 2003

pop tart

Actually, the use of "pop-tart" as an adjective for a slatternly pop singer was first coined by Mark Hänser in the Long Beach (California) Union Daily in 1983, first in reference to "Pat Bena-tart" then famously about Scandal's Patty Smyth (of "Goodbye To You" and "The Warrior" fame.)

By Mark Hänser, from the CSULB Union Daily's "finals week" issue of June, 1983:

"Pop Tart (pop tärt) n. 1. A delightful toaster pastry manufactured by Kellogg's of Battle Creek, MI. Often iced, the flaky treat is filled with either yummy fruits or some other sweet, such as chocolate or brown sugar-cinnamon. adj. 2. Patty Smyth, lead singer of the pop-rocking quintet Scandal. Possessing a certain fondness for leather-topped party dresses and long black gloves. Smyth follows in the footsteps of a long line of female perfomers who like to tease as much as torch. syn - Pat Benatar, Suzi Quatro."

by Victor Felix November 22, 2005

pop tart

a high class girl who lacks mental capacity.
flaky on the outside, not much on the inside

#1 "yo who was that hottie you were talkin to last night at the bar?"

#2 "hottie??? lol she was, until she started talking. so dumb i cant believe she could walk and talk at the same time"

#1 " HA! what a pop tart"

by DCinc September 19, 2009

pop tart

Your father's new girlfriend.

"I gotta go. I have to be home to at 5 to meet the new pop tart. This is the third one this year my dad picked up from the secretarial pool at work. Skank, man!"

by geezitron December 09, 2009

pop tart

someone who is soft in the middle, will fold if any pressure comes there way and expose the true bitch inside...

hhw rapper - I heard he called him out under a fake alias and battled him with a prewritten verse...
leathaface - man you niccas is str8 pop tarts

by jaybsty October 12, 2006