pootles

A goob-like person who mutes himself a lot by accident on teamspeak. Also likes casual walks.

Good evening pootles!

by Lord Max December 28, 2018

Pootle Bonce

Pootle Bonce is the name of greatest cat in the world. In her time she was singly the most dominate cat in her neighbourhood of Crowborough in East Sussex in the UK - regularly taunting the local dog and chicken population.

Hello Pootle Bonce, do you want some foodies?

by grbrown September 16, 2008

Fudge Pootle

One who tends to shit on poodles

Hey frank, look at that white poodle over there!

Yea man, im going to go make it brown and pull a fudge pootle

by Tstawm January 24, 2011

Pootle Pie

A warm, snuggling little pie baby that is very good at pootling around. Can also do a wooly mammoth dance quite effectively.

Pootle Pie

by The Great Lord Onslaught February 26, 2009

pootle sutt

Pootle sutt is a term commonly used by brown people (i.e. Indians). It has no apparent meaning, but is easy to distinguish because everything that Indians say sounds just like it.

7-11 worker: "ALALALA POOTLE SUTT!"

by thesmog August 6, 2006

Pootle berry muffin pie

A nice thing to snuggle with lots of hair. Good on sofa's. Can be soporific

Oooh my lovely McFadden-boy, you are such a cuddly snuggle puffin. Come over here Poot!

by Caroline November 17, 2003

shatter pootled

The meaning of this phrase is "to be Very Tired"

Craig: Wanna do sumthing tonight?

Jade: nah. im shatter pootled

by Dead_Eric October 16, 2007