Pootle Bonce is the name of greatest cat in the world. In her time she was singly the most dominate cat in her neighbourhood of Crowborough in East Sussex in the UK - regularly taunting the local dog and chicken population.
Hello Pootle Bonce, do you want some foodies?
by grbrown September 16, 2008
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Hey frank, look at that white poodle over there!

Yea man, im going to go make it brown and pull a fudge pootle
by Tstawm January 24, 2011
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A warm, snuggling little pie baby that is very good at pootling around. Can also do a wooly mammoth dance quite effectively.
Pootle Pie
by The Great Lord Onslaught February 26, 2009
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Pootle sutt is a term commonly used by brown people (i.e. Indians). It has no apparent meaning, but is easy to distinguish because everything that Indians say sounds just like it.
7-11 worker: "ALALALA POOTLE SUTT!"
by thesmog August 05, 2006
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A nice thing to snuggle with lots of hair. Good on sofa's. Can be soporific
Oooh my lovely McFadden-boy, you are such a cuddly snuggle puffin. Come over here Poot!
by Caroline November 17, 2003
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A goob-like person who mutes himself a lot by accident on teamspeak. Also likes casual walks.
Good evening pootles!
by Lord Max December 28, 2018
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The meaning of this phrase is "to be Very Tired"
Craig: Wanna do sumthing tonight?

Jade: nah. im shatter pootled
by Dead_Eric October 16, 2007
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