poor weed 

poor weed is a substitute for carpet in many money-impared households.

The homeowners have to go out in the woods at night and find the poor weed to garnish there floors with.

It is also used as a storage device for Feces.

Tom Churchman the knob nosed bastard goes out at night looking for poor weed.

poor weed by Jay Dee April 26, 2004

poor man's weed 

when a poor man has to actually clean the resin out of the pipe and smoke it, because he doesn't have anymore weed.

friend: "yo chynna you got some bud?"

Chynna:"sorry man. i'm down to smoking that poor man's weed."

poor man's weed by chynnavagina February 22, 2008