poor weed

poor weed is a substitute for carpet in many money-impared households.

The homeowners have to go out in the woods at night and find the poor weed to garnish there floors with.

It is also used as a storage device for Feces.
Tom Churchman the knob nosed bastard goes out at night looking for poor weed.
by Jay Dee April 26, 2004
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poor man's weed

when a poor man has to actually clean the resin out of the pipe and smoke it, because he doesn't have anymore weed.
friend: "yo chynna you got some bud?"

Chynna:"sorry man. i'm down to smoking that poor man's weed."
by chynnavagina February 22, 2008
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