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poonghetti 

spaghetti with meatballs, italian sausage, and chili
I was so hungry last night, I whipped up some Poonghetti. That poonghetti surely hit the spot
poonghetti by RobDeezle August 6, 2008
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poopghetti 

When your spaghetti looks/smells like poop and you think someone/something might have pooped in it.
"Aw crap man, I think my dog took a dump in my spaghetti! Now it looks like poopghetti!"
poopghetti by Poopzilla4325 March 19, 2010
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pooghetti 

A long and thin, spaghetti like shaped piece of compressed fecal matter ejected from one's urethra after anal intercourse
I fucked a nasty hooker last night and got pooghetti.
pooghetti by BadaBoom185 January 4, 2014

poosghetti 

Poop that comes through the holes in athletic shorts, forming the shape of long noodles of shit.
Shit, I just got hit in the nuts so hard I made poosghetti!
poosghetti by jeromejerome October 5, 2010

pongetti 

Stinky butt that doesn't have the rizz sauce
Such a Pongetti not being able to crown a board
pongetti by Crip Crip March 13, 2024

Poopsghetti

1. When you cook pasta and decide to mix lots of shit into the noodles, meat and sauce.

2. When you're on the toilet and the turds come out being very thin and numerous like noodles.
1. Guy: Poopsghetti is fucking disgusting man! Who'd ever eat that!?
2. Guy 1: I had to go number two really REALLY bad, but for some reason my crap ended up being really skinny
Guy 2: Oh that just means you were having Poopsghetti.
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