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poopfartshartsex 

do you love poopfartshartsex yes
poopfartshartsex by pigisfood April 21, 2021

Poopfart 

Flatulence followed by unintentional excretion of fecal matter. See shart. Can also make a good nickname to call someone.
Nigel has poopfarted so many times that he decided it would be easier just to wear diapers.
Poopfart by Some chick named Fred December 13, 2005

poopfartpee 

A combination of poop, pee, and gas. Pretty self-explanitory. Also used in a sentence when the situation is getting awkward.
1. Dude, did you just poopfartpee? that is incredible
2. Adam:"hey man... i had sex with your sister"
Matt:"what the hell man"
Third friend:"poopfartpee man, dont worry about it"
poopfartpee by Mattypoo January 19, 2006

Poopfart 

Poopfart is a universal noun. Poopfart can be a person, place, thing, thought, or idea. Poopfart as a person: Someone who is dirty, says dumb things, or maybe just your best friend. Poopfart as a place: Any place you are going, or even where you are. Poopfart as a thing: Anything that has mass and is an object. Poopfart as a thought or idea: Any idea from anyone that you think is perposterous, great, or meaningless. Poopfart is the new greatest noun, you can use it in anyway, and how ever you want, no one will ever be offended, and it makes you cut down on cursing.
Person: Hannah, you be such a poopfart!

Place: Hey, let's go uptown to poopfart! I love shopping at that place!
Thing: *stubs toe on object* What is that poopfart doing there!
Thought or Idea: I have a poopfart! OR That poopfart is dumb, marcel the shell could think of something better.
Poopfart by Nae-nae Glitterheat April 30, 2011

PoorFarmer1 

Love giving him hot steamy dick.
Nut everywhere.
Cum explosion.
Balls implodin'.
Poorfarmer1 can have dick any day! Yippee!
PoorFarmer1 by gulpingglizzy69 December 8, 2022

poopfartsmiled 

you shart yourself
My mother has a friend named Eugene Grey. She has known him as long as I can remember. When I was younger he would come to my house and drink alcohol with my parents on occasion. One time he used my sippy cup and mixed vodka&&V8 juice in it. He left it in the living room on the coffee table. When I walked in from the kitchen I saw my cup and thought that it was mine and took the biggest sip, then started gagging. The taste was purulent. That was more than 11 or 12 years ago. I did not forgive him until I was about 11 years old. He always tried to make it up to me, I never gave in. I held a grudge against him for a very long time. But in the end, I forgave him when I understood that he took fault for his actions. To this day I will not drink V8 juice unless I see it being poured in to cup or if someone tries it before I do.

"that kid poopfartsmiled!"
poopfartsmiled by knappe95 February 27, 2009
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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