a poop standoff is when 2 people go into a public bathroom with more than one stall to poop. both people try waiting until the other person leaves so they can poop in private. that is a poop standoff.
julie went into her work bathroom to poop, but as soon as she got in there, another co-worker came in. she then became involved in a poop standoff, while she tried to outwait the other person.
by funnygurl February 24, 2010
When you and another person, perhaps even two other people, are in adjacent stalls in a public restroom, all waiting for the others to leave to unleash your noisy shits. It becomes a battle of wills to see who will hold in their unholy excretion the longest, and it is very accurately called a Poop Standoff.
"Where have you been? You missed the birth of our son."
"Sorry honey, I was in a poop standoff for the past 7 hours."
"Sorry honey, I was in a poop standoff for the past 7 hours."
by kevinisrad December 17, 2013