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Poop Shank 

(n.) A little-known-of shank made from a dried-out, hardened, and sharpened piece of human feces usually used in prison as a means of defense or attack.
1. Yo, I heard TK got out of da clink early because some dude stuck 'em in the leg wit a poop shank and he caught a bad staph infection.

2. - Yo, you hear about Ravo?

- Nah.

Dude was hittin' the joint late night and some dude stuck 'em wit a poop shank right when he was gettin' 4 all da way.
Poop Shank by Robadelli January 29, 2009
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Poop Shank 

The Penis when used for for penetrative sex either anally or immediately after anal sex
Yeah man that chick was all about the poop shank, I mean some times I gotta beg just to get some straight up and down pussy
Poop Shank by 3mta3 December 5, 2014

poop shank 

|poōp shangk| (n.) A shank that has been submerged in feces so that when victim is shanked, an infection ensues.
The prisoner contracted Hepatitis C from a poop shank.
poop shank by T_and_A July 3, 2010

Frozen poop shank 

The single most horrifying weapon ever conceived by mankind. The mere mention of such a diabolical utensil is enough to send a sane man hurtling into a downward spiral of madness. The threat of a frozen poop shank is not one to be taken nor delivered lightly, for the second a man starts sharpening his shit in the freezer is the second he has nothing to lose.
Man 1 pulls out a knife and demands Man 2's wallet. Man 2 reaches into his lunchbox and pulls out a frozen poop shank and demands Man 1's wallet, and receives it.
Frozen poop shank by Derpules May 14, 2012

PoopShank 

A weapon used to give someone a really nasty infection. Such as a Tooth Brush Fashioned into a prison shank then dipped into poop. The Toothbrush itself is fairly non lethal but the infection from the Poopshank will be deadly.
"Woman if you don't shut your mouth im gunna stab you with a Poopshank"
PoopShank by killshot a.k.a. yaya February 8, 2010

Poopskank 

1) say if you are angry / use in place of a not so kind word
2) someone who is scandalous
1) ohhh , poopskank !
2) that girl is a poopskank .
Poopskank by the poopskank March 26, 2009

poopshark 

a piece of poop shaped like a shark that eats goldfish in the toilet
Hey goldfish here comes your poopshark friend
poopshark by crazyguatamalukrian April 25, 2011
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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