Poop Rock

When you hold your shit in for so long that your body compacts it into the only known geological formation which can cut through a diamond. It is theorized that very center of the sun contains a small core of poop rock.

I once ate three square meals a day and yet did not take a crap for an entire week. That totals up to 21 meals without shitting. When I finally did, I excreted a perfect diamond. I have yet to attain a Poop Rock.

Poop Rock by Alexander Pierce December 22, 2008

poop rock

A small piece of poop. Usually very hard, hence the "rock." Poop rocks can appear within any type of crap. Sometimes can be painful.

Trel forgot to flush the toilet this morning. The bowl was full of poop rocks!

poop rock by yomamasboobs November 8, 2010

Poop Rock

1. A very hard poop usually in pellet size

2. A rock you carry with you to the restroom, it can be the same rock or a new rock dropped off each time

3. The rock that people often use to hide a key in front of their house, that very conspicuously looks more like a rock made of poop than a real rock

1. Man, I need to change my diet, I've been pooping rocks for weeks!

2a. Hey, can you pass me my poop rock? I need to make a pitstop.
2b. We are running low on poop rocks.
2c. If you are gonna be in there awhile don't forget*the* poop rock!

3 - To get into the house just grab the key under the poop rock out front when you get there.

Poop Rock by Riley85 February 8, 2022

poop rock

Rock music that sounds like the guy singer is taking a hard crap (poop).

Creed is an exemplar of poop rockery.

poop rock by dragcityusa September 25, 2018

rock poop 

Circa. 2007.

1. A more effusive and beautiful synonym for phrases such as "bam!", and "there you go!"

2. A substitute for "let's go," or "let's dip."

3. An utterance of intense emotion, good, bad, or otherwise. A general phrase of awesome'ness.

1. *Describing some difficult problem* "...and so you just connect the leads, power on the supply and there you go! ROCK POOP."

2. "Alright, let's ROCK POOP."

3. *After significant feat* "ROOCCCK POOOOOPPP!!!" (In the style of William Wallace in Braveheart)

rock poop by potato_monster!!! November 12, 2009

poop rocket

Poop that's so hard to pass that when you finally do it's as if it explodes from your butt like a rocket.

Man i was on the toliet the other day and i had the biggest poop rocket ever. It coated the whole toliet bowl in feces.

poop rocket by Cory Taylor January 16, 2009

Chicago Poop Rocket 

The act of combining Diet Coke and Mentos in your asshole, while constapated.

Brandon: I'm soooo Backed up.
Will: That's okay, I'll give you a Chicago Poop Rocket!!!

Chicago Poop Rocket by XxXDeathPandaXx November 29, 2010