poop phone
Somebody called me while I was drunk on the toilet after taking a shit. Needless to say, I fumbled it and it's now a poop phone.
poop phone by starlux March 6, 2009
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phoney poop
Things aren’t going anywhere tonight, that’s the third time in the last hour the girl’s had to use the bathroom !
Oh, you’ve got it wrong she’s just texting friends, you know, it’s a phoney poop!
Oh, you’ve got it wrong she’s just texting friends, you know, it’s a phoney poop!
phoney poop by MomEil January 3, 2018
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