poop dick

A man who attempts to penetrate a young lady in her posterior erogenous cavity, but encounters feces.

Dude I was totally hittin that shit, but I got poop dick. Oh well.

by Urban Dictionary April 13, 2004

poop dick

The phrase "poop dick" is used to describe the state of a penis after having sexual intercourse through the rectum.

I wouldn't mind having anal sex, but I'm no big fan of the poop dick.

by A. King. January 17, 2005

poop dick

when you have shit smeared all over ur cock after a long session of hott butt-sex.

1. your mom gave me the worst poop dick i have ever had.
2. awwwww fuck, i got poop dick because of your dad.
3. that hobo gave me mad ass poop dick.

by richard gailey December 28, 2005

poop dick

A large penile shaft submerged in the anal crevise, wich then leads to fecal matter on the presently erectile man beef.

Richerd Simmons

by Rashiem Mohomid Abdul Jabar Smith July 7, 2003

poop dick

A male penis submerged in shit after having anal intercourse.

Jonas got a poop dick after having buttsex with Rachel.

by Iadan and Ecilec February 3, 2009

poop dick

smelly material covering a mans wee wee after he inserts it into the butt hole of a human/ armadillo

Lindsey Pusslander enjoys sucking the poop dick of cubans after they have run an anal train on her.

by jizzem May 11, 2006

poop dick

when a male wipes back-to-front after pooping, resulting in poop getting all of their penis and testicles.

carl: “why do they call bob poop dick?”
billy: “bro cus he wipes back to front after he takes a shat so he gets it all over his shaft.”

by TheOrdinaryB October 20, 2018