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god poon
The ultimate poon. waxed to perfection, and tighter than a jews wallet. Aged between 16 and 21. It can only be described as god poon.
*all hail the mighty god poon* - god poon worshippers
"oh man last night i slept with this girl, and she had god poon!!!"
"DUDDDDEEE!"
"dre, she had god poon!!!!!" - myself
"oh man last night i slept with this girl, and she had god poon!!!"
"DUDDDDEEE!"
"dre, she had god poon!!!!!" - myself
god poon by dean, dreas, henndawg and chrislips April 25, 2008
God Damn Poon Platter
A grouping of a variety of different types of women, gathered together in one single point along the space/time continuum.
The women in this grouping vary in terms of height, weight, age, skin tone, skin color, eye color, shape, bust, figure, ethnicity, etc.
An authentic Poon Platter contains a wide assortment of women possessing several different physical qualities.
The women in this grouping vary in terms of height, weight, age, skin tone, skin color, eye color, shape, bust, figure, ethnicity, etc.
An authentic Poon Platter contains a wide assortment of women possessing several different physical qualities.
Me: Check out that blonde chick, Spanish chick, black chick, tall chick, Indian chick and chick with the big rack.
Khilen: God Damn it! It's a God Damn Poon Platter!!!! (labia lips)
Khilen: God Damn it! It's a God Damn Poon Platter!!!! (labia lips)
God Damn Poon Platter by CRA201 December 12, 2012
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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