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a pooni is a caste from punjab india.. it is a jatt .. farmers from the desiest parts of india... not much of em around but there all pre chalaak.
oye pooni sahib... balaa chalaak na ban... apne larh naal mu saaf kar la...
by madjatt January 13, 2012
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A person who gets the vaccine and and flaunts it will high end shopping, trips, and parties
Once Lisa got the vax she turned into such a vaxinista
by M. Wolly March 23, 2021
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A Poonis happens when your taking a poo, and you have an erection at the same time. Note* This must also be a natural boner.(no porn allowed)
Oh boy, I feel a Poonis coming along!
by Bossplaya January 05, 2004
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When you have anal sex with a girl that hasn't gone to the toilet and your dick gets shat on.
"Dude, Jess totally forgot to do a shit before we did anal!"

"Unfortunate man, you got a poonis"
by frobrowilldo July 12, 2014
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when you dip your penis in poo
dip my penis in some poo, call it a poonis
by proffessor nikker September 04, 2019
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The rest of the definitions are wack. A poonis is simply a penis that has poop on it.
I pulled out of her ass and slapped her face with my poonis.
by Crushing_Doom November 11, 2009
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A hairy fucker who has a penis covered in warts and fungus. Can also be someone who has a tremendous amount of STIs
Beck "Jack is so sexy"
Bethany "What?! He is a poonis!"
Beck "Eww. Nevermind"
by GoofyNoofyIRL July 29, 2020
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