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a pooni is a caste from punjab india.. it is a jatt .. farmers from the desiest parts of india... not much of em around but there all pre chalaak.
oye pooni sahib... balaa chalaak na ban... apne larh naal mu saaf kar la...
by madjatt January 17, 2012
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oh no, my pooni smells funky!
by funkypoonigirl June 5, 2021
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Pooni-brow

A woman's pubic hair in the formation similar to that of the uni-brow. Usually prevalent in indigenous women with dark hair. The formation begins from the happy trail (belly button) and continues through the puss puss around down under the taint and back up through the ass crack to the lower back.
Man! You don't want to fuck the mysterious land cow. You can see her pooni-brow hanging out of the top of her jeans.
by Ballzdeep July 23, 2013
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Pooshil Pooni

A man who’s dating eel cucumber and loves to cool his friends boyak. He enjoys time with Sara and loves his life. Pooshil gusta tiempo con su encanta.
Lets have some fun with Pooshil Pooni.
by E hahaha kk lapaossoalxl January 19, 2022
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Pionism

To revolt against government corruption through non-life-threatening destruction of government property by use of farm equipment.
That guy just crushed 7 cars with a huge tractor! He's part of the Pionism movement.

That dude just sprayed city hall with a shit spreader! Yeah, he's part of the Pionism movement too!
by The Vermonster August 11, 2012
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Polonium Cocktail

1. A mixed drink. It can be made with any combination of liquers or soft drinks. The only salient ingredient is Polonium 210 (Po-210). Po-210 is an alpha emitter that has a half-life of 138.376 days. A milligram of Po-210 emits about as many alpha particles per second as 4.5 grams of Radium-226. As such, an extremely small amount (50 nanograms!) that is ingested will result in a painful death that takes several weeks to complete. Hence a Polonium Cocktail is NOT something you want to order from your bartender.

Po-210 poisioning is an assassination technique that was developed by the KGB in the 1970s. The Po-210 poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko in 2006, allegedly by former KGB agents Andrei Lugovoi and Dmitri Kovtun, after Litvinenko wrote scathing books about Vladimir Putin, shows that the assassination technique is still in use by the current Russian trauponcracy.
If you criticize Vladimir Putin, he'll send you a Polonium Cocktail. Just ask Alexander Litvinenko. Wait, you can't, because he's dead.
by Dan Weyandt August 7, 2009
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ponnish

I feeling of discomfort in your face, to the point that your eyes bulge and your face crumbles up.
"man, that scene really made me ponnish."
"dude, what the fuck is wrong with your face!"
"hey man, calm down, that is just something that happens to people."
by Rex ipse Latinus Cream; Bobby November 24, 2021
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