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a pooni is a caste from punjab india.. it is a jatt .. farmers from the desiest parts of india... not much of em around but there all pre chalaak.
oye pooni sahib... balaa chalaak na ban... apne larh naal mu saaf kar la...
by madjatt January 13, 2012
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A Poonis happens when your taking a poo, and you have an erection at the same time. Note* This must also be a natural boner.(no porn allowed)
Oh boy, I feel a Poonis coming along!
by Bossplaya January 05, 2004
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The rest of the definitions are wack. A poonis is simply a penis that has poop on it.
I pulled out of her ass and slapped her face with my poonis.
by Crushing_Doom November 11, 2009
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A penis which is able to poo.
1) Your poonis may be bigger than mine, however: mine creates larger poochunks than yours on average.
by celllphone May 26, 2009
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When you have anal sex with a girl that hasn't gone to the toilet and your dick gets shat on.
"Dude, Jess totally forgot to do a shit before we did anal!"

"Unfortunate man, you got a poonis"
by frobrowilldo July 12, 2014
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person whose body shape and texture resembles that of the penis
by kingsexy December 14, 2002
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