Urban Dictionary: pooni

Passing excrament through the penis.
black guy

Hey! I just had a poonis!

by Bill Jaroszewski May 06, 2004

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A form of genitalia that is similar to a penis. It shoots out shit and shoots solid cum. Only a few people in the world have them and when they touch someone else they lose their poonis and pass it on to the person they touched.

“TAKE MY POONIS YOU FUCKING BITCH!”

by Ltlitty November 23, 2019

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The feeling of pooing in peace

by Evil Tim October 13, 2003

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A penis sitting in, or placed next to, fecal matter.

"Crikey Gerald, you got yourself a mighty fine poonis there!"

by Darrel Summers October 11, 2007

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Poonis

a mix between two items, a dick or penis and a poo. together they make a poo-nis, get it? good. it has many disriptions: a piece of poo shaped like a penis, when you have runny poo, when you poo on your boner, a word to replace stuff and a burn.

u: look in the toilet
guy: holy crap! thats a large penis shaped poo!
u: its a poonis!

u: uhg!!!!!!
toilet: (splatter splatter)
u: ew a poonis its all runny

u: what a hot babe
your penis: (sproing)
u: oh shit I pooed on my boner, a poonis has occured

zac: oh no i dropped my jewish hat, can you pick it up?
u: what your jewish poonis?

matt: you suck
U: go die in a hole with poonis' in it

by The Random guy April 07, 2006