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When you sit down to take a shit but your penis dips into the last user of the toilets poo
Jimmy (taking his dick out to masturbate on the toilet): Oh fuck, not a poonis again
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by Big_Dick_Cockroaches March 08, 2021
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When you get your (penis) stuck in you (anus)
"shit man i got a poonis"
"try and just pull it out bro"
by fSADF October 30, 2018
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A penis which is able to poo.
1) Your poonis may be bigger than mine, however: mine creates larger poochunks than yours on average.
by celllphone May 26, 2009
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The genitalia of a gay man within 10 minutes of having given anal love.
"After I gave him my love, my poonis was stanky."
by jonnycocksucker July 22, 2009
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person whose body shape and texture resembles that of the penis
by kingsexy December 14, 2002
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A poonis is a penis which pees out poo.
Guy 1: Did you see that shit that came out of that poonis?
Guy 2: Ya that was craaaaaaazy!
by The poonis June 07, 2010
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