poon punch Share definition Flag A female friend who socks you with her pootie tang. Duuuuude!!!!! My lady friend, partner, companion person hellsa poon punched me yesterday, and left a snail trail on my leg. poon punch by CaDog And Eriko April 8, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the poon punch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch